officialunitedstates:

they don’t make calendars like they used to

(via sircuddlebuns)

chronicko

takuto-tsunashi:

*mom voice* honey, i found your yaoi doujinshis. *holds them up* i took the liberty of replacing them with some real material *opens a drawer to reveal 800 yuri doujinshis*

(Source: classicsnake, via bolto)

friend:

ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff

me:

oh really like what

friend:

idk my bf handcuffed me last night

me:

whoa that really is kinky

me internally:

weak

beardaru:

Reaction to a size comparison video of mechs

beardaru:

Reaction to a size comparison video of mechs

(via mr-radical)

jolly-reaper:

what am I doing

(via susiron)

(Source: davidstrider, via hinanawitenshi)

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

(via rorpie)

(Source: vhshopping, via glassass)

(Source: sugarboxvienna, via bolto)